The Ultimate Phone

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Thomas

Phones have lots of cool things in them, such as GPS and cameras and godawful word processors and occasionally Flash if your phone manufacturer doesn’t hold an unnecessary grudge against Adobe.

However, they do not yet have one very important function; an inbuilt switchblade!

Behold, my switchPhone!

switchblade phone!

I think it should run on Android. But I drew an iPhone shape because it’s easier!

Anyway, this would be worth an extra £100 easily. After all, think of the uses! Got some tough packaging? Cut it! Got a stick and half an hour? Sharpen it! Someone trying to steal your phone? SWITCHBLADE TO THE UTERUS! FOLLOWED BY SHARPENED STICK!

HTC have not replied to my emails.

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Attack Mode!

Posted on July 23, 2011 by Thomas

This season, I’m producing not one, but two incredible games! Perhaps ‘incredible’ is too strong a word. ‘Unique’ might be more fitting.

There will be one (1) sequel to The Man with the Invisible Trousers… Get pumped, it’s set after 20 years of jail time, and it’s a story of revenge. Brace yourselves, for The Girl with the Invisible Heart…

There will be one more game, though! Get pumped for ‘Til Death Do Us Part, the most curious Flash game of the year. It’s a dating sim! But not a normal sim, oh no, that would be much too normal. It’s a relationship sim, where you have to continue to keep the girl from ripping your head off for the duration. Remember, a girlfriend’s not just for Christmas!

And here’s a video of the current progress of ‘Til Death Do Us Part:

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